every damn tIME
don’t worry, you are not alone in this
YOU GUYS ARE FOOLS
YOU HAVE TO DECORATE THEM
AFTER YOU COOK THEM AND THEY’VE COOLED
THANK YOU HOLY SHIT
HOW THE HELL DO YOU FUCK UP DIPPING STRAWBERRIES IN CHOCOLATE??? DID YOU EVEN TEMPER THE CHOCOLATE OR DO YOU JSUT LIVE IN FUCKING MORDOR HOLY SHIT
im laughing so fucking hard
This is fucking great.
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Mom, dad, there’s something I need to tell you. Whew, this is going to be hard. I- uhhhh. I’m. I’m a bun. I know, I know you’re going to have questions like am I a crescent roll, or am I a biscuit. To be honest I’m not sure. Maybe I’m a hot crossed bun. I really don’t know since I feel no dysphoria or reason to change my body but I just really hope you support me in my life as a bun.
So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
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That is a massive man and a fearless dog!
"NO. DONT TOUCH THE HUMAN PUPPY."
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i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
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HA! My boss has a twisted sense of humor! #boss #work #workemails #bossisfunny #dontweardresses #orfrillyhighheels
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